GRAH THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY WALL RIGHT UP BY THE CEILING AND I CAN’T REACH IT WITH THE FLYSWATTER UNLESS I CLIMB ON THE DESK AND THAT PUTS ME FAR FAR TOO CLOSE TO IT EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh. I am currently wibbling at two people about the spider to put off attacking it. Because if I swing at it and miss, it will move. And then I will start shrieking. Because despite the fact that I know they move, I still shriek whenever they actually do. And I just know I will miss. It’s in a corner and I always miss those. Ugh ugh ugh
This isn’t fair. One of the benefits of living with my parents is that I have two other people to kill spiders. But Dad is in bed and Mum is busy. And the damn thing is JUST SITTING THERE! I don’t know why I’m complaining, except that if it moved it might actually get onto a part of the wall where I could hit it squarely with the swatter.
[22:10] carfiniel: shit. I can’t stand seeing that spider there.
[22:10] carfiniel: It’s not moving.
[22:10] thesnapelyone: Throw something at it
[22:10] carfiniel: It’s one of those HUNTER spiders. So I know it won’t build a web and stay in it.
[22:10] carfiniel: Ew, if I throw something at it, it’ll run away.
[22:10] carfiniel: and I’ll lose it.
[22:11] thesnapelyone: Not if you kill it with the thing you throw
[22:12] carfiniel: Yeah, but it’s in the corner of the wall & the ceiling
[22:12] carfiniel: so I’m afraid I won’t even hit it square, even if I get on the desk to reach it with the flyswatter
[22:12] carfiniel: >.>
[22:12] carfiniel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[22:13] thesnapelyone: Um?
[22:14] carfiniel: Yeah, I just am freaking out.
[22:15] carfiniel: OMG I freaking HATE spiders inside the house.
[22:15] thesnapelyone: Oh.
[22:15] carfiniel: And the shadows in the room make it look like it has a bazillion legs
[22:15] carfiniel: or, like, 12
